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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Social Security is making payments of $2,000 on average on Wednesday, June 18: find out who gets a check - Diario AS

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

No way

Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Bristol-Myers Squibb: You Might Wish You Bought More Now (Upgrade) (NYSE:BMY) - Seeking Alpha

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Ravens in "introductory stage" of Lamar Jackson extension talks - NBC Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

What's the most surprising connection you've discovered with someone you just met?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Amazon reveals best books of the year so far: Suzanne Collins, S. A. Cosby make the list - USA Today

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Christian Mbilli blasts Maciej Sulecki in first round, targets Canelo with interim belt - Bad Left Hook

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can I wear a headscarf? I am a white female but I have super curly hair, like 3B - 3C. Recently, I've been putting my hair in a pineapple and putting a headscarf around it. Is that okay? I'm not trying to appropriate any cultures.

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why Circle's ‘Super Positive’ IPO Could be Bullish for Ethereum: Analysts - Decrypt

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the downsides of OpenAI's chain-of-thought approach in the o1 model?

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